Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Babysitters of the Year

Why Darrell and I should be awarded Babysitters of the Year:

1) We believe there is no such thing as "too young" to start learning the importance of maintaining a clean house

Good work Kinley. Make sure you shift to the right and get the whole floor swept
2) We believe children of any age can get involved with the preparation of food for the household

We need those Chex crushed but not ground. And please don't rip a hole in the bag
3) We believe that a fitness regime is important at every age

Chew. And drop. And chew. And drop. Make sure you are really working those arms--bring the weight to your mouth, not your mouth to the weight!
4) We believe that literacy is the key to life-long success

It's never too early to start them on the classics!
5) We believe that it's never too early to get started with extra-curriculuar activities

Why yes, that is a bottle opener she is playing with. Now if only she could just figure out how to open that fridge she'd be set!

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