Junk Mail

Dear Chase:
Please stop sending Darrell credit card applications and special offers and all the other garbage that you are filling our mailbox with. We got three (that's right, three!) pieces of mail from you yesterday, all which promptly got torn in half and recycled. While we appreciate you adding to our recycling, and thereby increasing our RecycleBank points, it has become excessive. It would be much better for the environment, your company's profit margin, and our sanity if you JUST. STOPPED. We have never gotten, and will never get, a credit card from you.
That is all.
Love, Jess and Darrell